I hate soccer and anyone who doesn't.

Me: THAT'S A SOCCER BALL!!!!!! DISLIKED!!!!!!!!!

TheXsK: No. Its a football. 

Me: IT'S A SOCCER BALL!!!!!!!! A FOOTBALL IS FOOTBALL-SHAPED

TheXsK: The sport is called Football in our country, they're english, so its referred to as a football.

Me: Uh, excuse me, I don't know how your "country" can possibly think that's a football, but when you're on the internet, you call it a SOCCER BALL like the rest of the world!

TheXsK: Rofl, you're mad over two sports. These people are english, we call it football here, so that's why the title includes "football". Football is Football because the sport is played almost solely with the feet. That's why we call it football here, because we don't have your "football" here. Don't be an arrogant fuck and tell people what to do. You're in no position to do that.

Me: But it's a SOCCER BALL! Just because you don't have Football in your little "country" doesn't mean you can just steal our word and change "soccer" to it. It just doesn't make any sense. You're just copying us! The reason we call it "football" is because you PUNT THE BALL.

TheXsK: Our football came first actually. But i'm not gonna argue with some arrogant idiot who's in a caps rage over a fucking ball. Bye.

Me: Haha, you refuse to argue because you know you're wrong. If your "football" really came first, then why did you have to steal the name from us? If you REALLY came up with "football", you would have given it your own name like we did with Soccer. We called it soccer because we came up with it first, and then football is different. But YOU guys "invented" soccer and just called it football, that's not making it first!

TheXsK: You're boring me, because I see this argument across the internet. Its called two different things in two different countries. Who really cares. If you like the sport, play it. I'm not trying to shove any facts down your throat, you just can't seem to get it into your head that different cultures and countries will differ when it comes to naming things. I'm trying to tell you, that they called it a football in the title because that's what it's called here.

Me: Just because your country wants to call soccer "football" doesn't mean everyone else in the world should! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! If I wanted to call "television" "fruit basket" instead, WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT?? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

TheXsK: No-one said "everyone else" has to.

Me: Right; therefore, no one should! It's logic! So change the title right now!

TheXsK: No-one will change it because no-one cares.

Me: YOU CHANGE IT!!!!!! YOU CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW I AM NOT JOKING

TheXsK: No.

Me: RAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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TheColumbianOutdoors: Soccer, the one in this video, like the ball came first in ancient china approximately 225 BC and it was played with the losing teams goalkeepers head, when they lost they would have the coach decapitate there goalies head and play with it, If you don't believe me I studied at Oxford university.. Football came around the time of 1700 in African colonies today, to get the unwealthy people out of the poor. Don't even try to talk like you know? anything. You're probably 10.

Me: I appreciate the fact that you attempted to validate your argument with "If you don't believe me, I studied at Oxford.." Do you use that all the time? "Trust me, I went to Oxford"? Are you so pretentious that you think this reflects your character in any way? Congratulations for having parents with some money and being able to pay attention in high school. Soccer was invented in 1862, moron! Check out "Soccer in the United States" wiki article under "History".

TheColombianOutdoors: Look at historical chinese football. it dates back before then. Just because you can go on a computer with your mom checking the history every 20? minutes doesn't mean you know that.

Me: You forgot to mention that you went to Oxford in that last comment. Please try not to forget next time or it will be very hard for me to take the content of your message seriously. Anyway, Chinese "football" is fake football. It didn't become SOCCER until the good? ol USA invented it. Then the Chinese and English stole "football" and used it to name SOCCER. Try again!

TheColumbianOutdoors: It's not fake football. It was played proper. That is the original soccer. Then America stole it and changed it to a "fake" football. Idiot you just made yourself look like a moron.

Me: Hmm, I'm sorry, did you go to Oxford? Because if you didn't go to Oxford, your comment has no credibility. Please remind me about your "has-been-to-Oxford" status as soon as possible.

It's Been 3 Days And I Don't Care

Me: I do better impressions than this guy..
 
redmage2000: Evidently you dont because he is the actual voice actor and therefore the original...

Me: Yeah but I can do it better. Check out the voice impressions video in my channel.

redmage2000: You can't do better than the original. It's the original. That's like the sun saying it could a better moon than the moon. It can't.

Me: No I know, I'm just saying I can do better voice impressions than this guy. I haven't tried a Zim impression but I know I could do better than that. I don't know what the sun and moon have to do with this though.

ShortFingeredShredder: *Facepalm* HE'S THE VOICE ACTOR FOR ALL 3 FUCKING CHARACTERS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET?

Me: ... I know that. I GET that. I'm just saying, I could probably do them better than him, that's all.

TheBBallJunkie: if you could do better than why don't you have that job.

Me: Actually, I was offered the part.. I decided to decline and give the part to my runner up Mr. Horvitz because I knew it would be good for his career. Sometimes you just gotta give someone else a chance, you know?

SNLAnimeable: You can't do better than the person who does them originally, duh. You don't really seem to get it. You're starting to sound really stupid, jsyk. *no offence, but you do*

Me: No, YOU'RE the one who doesn't seem to get it. I understand the fact that he's the one who did the original voice. But I can do the original voices BETTER. Do you get it?? I KNOW he did them ORIGINALLY. But I am able to do the original voices BETTER. I don't get what's so confusing about this.

SNLAnimeable: You can't do BETTER than the original voices, because THEY ARE THE ORIGINAL, THEY ARE THE ONES YOU'RE DOING THE IMPRESSION OF. THEY MADE THE VOICE HOW IT IS. THEREFORE, you can't do BETTER than the original! Lemme say it again, they made the voice. They are the ones you're trying to imitate. You're trying to imitate THEIR VOICE, THEIR CHARACTER. THEYYYY own the voice. YOU can't do BETTER than them because they MADE the voice. KTHXBAI

Me: Okay, I'm just going to ignore your responses from now on because you just don't seem to get it. I KNOW that he owns the voice I am doing the impression of. And I know hat they made the voice how it is. And I know it's THEIR VOICE and THEIR CHARACTER. I am simply saying that I am able to imitate the voice better than the original.

SNLAnimeable: Okay, ignore this. But I know you'll be curious just to see what I said.You REALLY don't get it. REALLY. If you know that they made the voice, but you can do better than what he made, then you're doing a WHOLE OTHER voice, and not the voice of the character. Therefore, you fail at doing the impression of the character.You sound very idiotic with what you are saying. You can't do better than the original, because it's NOT the character's voice you're doing. kthxbai

Me: I do impressions that are so good that they are even more like the voices of the original voice actors than the voices of the original voice actors. This isn't rocket science, people!!!!!!!!!!

SNLAnimeable: You're a troll aren't you. Because you sincerely don't seem to even take in any of what I'm saying.You can not do better than the original, because it is the original. It's like making a sequel to a great movie, and the sequel fails epically.If you do impressions that are so good, they are SIMILAR to the original. Never better, because it is IN FACT impossible to do something better than the actual character's voice. I've confirmed it, you, sir/ma'am, are an idiot. kthxbai

Me: It's funny because you're the only person who doesn't get it. Your analogy is fatally flawed because, while it may be common for a sequel to pale in comparison to the original, it is quite possible for a sequel to be better than the original movie. Similarly, it is possible for me to imitate a voice so well that it is more like the character's voice than the character's voice.

superbuffedboy: lol dude you can do it as good as the original but you cant be better than the original. your making a whole new voice that would be similar to the original but not the original. No one can imitate a voice so well that it is more like the character's voice than the character's voice. makes no sense lol

Me: I know it's similar to the original and not the original; I'm just saying it's more like the original.

SNLAnimeable: -facepalm- Well, I really don't give two shits about the damn analogy. The only thing I give a shit about is you saying you can do the voice better than the person who created the voice. How about you make a video of you doing the impression. Maybe then, I'll *possibly* believe you. But the answer will probably be a "no" since no one can do a voice BETTER than the voice itself. People can only do it similar to the voice itself, but never better.

Me: Well you must really think highly of Mr. Horvitz if you believe NO ONE IN THE WORLD can imitate his voice better than he can. Especially considering I was once casted to voice Richard Horvitz in a cartoon documentary on voice actors; they were going to use Richard Horvitz to voice himself, but when I tried out they realized that I sounded more like Richard Horvitz than Richard Horvitz did and decided to use me instead. The documentary never aired though.

SNLAnimeable: Not just Horvitz, but every voice actor. And you, what if someone came along who could do your voice better than you (the one who owns the completely unique voice). I'm still sticking to the obvious truth.Everyone has a different voice. No one can do another persons voice so great that it's better than theirs. It's basically an insult. Go troll somewhere else. kthxbai

Me: No one can do my voice better than me; it's MY VOICE. That's impossible.

It's Been Two Months And I Don't Care

This blog stinks and so do you.

So the other day some guy didn't like my famous* voice impressions video. After very POLITELY suggesting that he might just be a tad jealous of my ability, he decided to post the video on his Facebook and pay his friends to write negative comments on my video and dislike it. Money well-spent, MrMate111!

AaronMalayKingDaniel: Ur shit, my lil 3yr old cousin is better

Me: Your lil 3 year old cousin personally sent me a gift basket and a letter admitting my superiority in voice acting. But everyone is entitled to his opinion, my friend.

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killamatt9822: honestly ive heard dogs vomiting better than your fucking shit voice, who the fuck wants to be jealous of that your fucking horrible at it, get a real job cunt

Me: I do have a real job; I'm a voice actor. You know, since I posted this video, I've been contacted 23 times (AND COUNTING) for voice acting jobs? Seth MacFarlane himself asked me to make a cameo in his hit show, Family Guy. I declined because I didn't want to make everyone jealous.

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drumer9414: It's a saxaphone you dumbfuck.

Me: If you go back and watch The Simpsons, you'll realize that it actually is a trumpet that Lisa is playing. And she always says "trumpet trumpet trumpet!" even go ask Matt Groening himself if your memory is that bad.

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MrTommyfifaking154: my asshole makes better impressions 

Me: Now that is just completely untrue. However, your "favorite video" on youtube (EXPLOSION WITH ACR ASSAULT RIFLE WHOAA MAN COOL!!!!!!!) indicates to me that your penis probably does a great impression of a really, really small penis.

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MrTommyfifaking154: steve you are a fucking shit cunt :L , your absolutely horrible, my dog makes better impression .

Me: If your dog could send gift baskets and write letters for others' superior voice acting, your dog would have sent a gift basket and written a letter for my superior voice acting; I guarantee it. I am better than your dog.

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MrMate111: lmfao relax your voice acting is terrible , you should seriously take my advice and check out other youtubers who are doing good voice acting , the ones who hve more then 800 views . Ill post this to my facebook right now and we will see if you get more like or dislikes . Btw post the pics of the compliments from Billy west and Seth MacFarlane

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It's a shame that an honest man like myself has to be subjected to con artists paying a bunch of nobodys to write libel about my videos. So you really want proof that I'm the real deal? Well, here you go, MrMate, as you requested:

And it's definitely Seth who wrote it because he drew a picture of his face.

I hope you enjoyed this but I don't care if you didn't.