I hate soccer and anyone who doesn't.

Me: THAT'S A SOCCER BALL!!!!!! DISLIKED!!!!!!!!!

TheXsK: No. Its a football. 

Me: IT'S A SOCCER BALL!!!!!!!! A FOOTBALL IS FOOTBALL-SHAPED

TheXsK: The sport is called Football in our country, they're english, so its referred to as a football.

Me: Uh, excuse me, I don't know how your "country" can possibly think that's a football, but when you're on the internet, you call it a SOCCER BALL like the rest of the world!

TheXsK: Rofl, you're mad over two sports. These people are english, we call it football here, so that's why the title includes "football". Football is Football because the sport is played almost solely with the feet. That's why we call it football here, because we don't have your "football" here. Don't be an arrogant fuck and tell people what to do. You're in no position to do that.

Me: But it's a SOCCER BALL! Just because you don't have Football in your little "country" doesn't mean you can just steal our word and change "soccer" to it. It just doesn't make any sense. You're just copying us! The reason we call it "football" is because you PUNT THE BALL.

TheXsK: Our football came first actually. But i'm not gonna argue with some arrogant idiot who's in a caps rage over a fucking ball. Bye.

Me: Haha, you refuse to argue because you know you're wrong. If your "football" really came first, then why did you have to steal the name from us? If you REALLY came up with "football", you would have given it your own name like we did with Soccer. We called it soccer because we came up with it first, and then football is different. But YOU guys "invented" soccer and just called it football, that's not making it first!

TheXsK: You're boring me, because I see this argument across the internet. Its called two different things in two different countries. Who really cares. If you like the sport, play it. I'm not trying to shove any facts down your throat, you just can't seem to get it into your head that different cultures and countries will differ when it comes to naming things. I'm trying to tell you, that they called it a football in the title because that's what it's called here.

Me: Just because your country wants to call soccer "football" doesn't mean everyone else in the world should! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! If I wanted to call "television" "fruit basket" instead, WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT?? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

TheXsK: No-one said "everyone else" has to.

Me: Right; therefore, no one should! It's logic! So change the title right now!

TheXsK: No-one will change it because no-one cares.

Me: YOU CHANGE IT!!!!!! YOU CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW I AM NOT JOKING

TheXsK: No.

Me: RAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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TheColumbianOutdoors: Soccer, the one in this video, like the ball came first in ancient china approximately 225 BC and it was played with the losing teams goalkeepers head, when they lost they would have the coach decapitate there goalies head and play with it, If you don't believe me I studied at Oxford university.. Football came around the time of 1700 in African colonies today, to get the unwealthy people out of the poor. Don't even try to talk like you know? anything. You're probably 10.

Me: I appreciate the fact that you attempted to validate your argument with "If you don't believe me, I studied at Oxford.." Do you use that all the time? "Trust me, I went to Oxford"? Are you so pretentious that you think this reflects your character in any way? Congratulations for having parents with some money and being able to pay attention in high school. Soccer was invented in 1862, moron! Check out "Soccer in the United States" wiki article under "History".

TheColombianOutdoors: Look at historical chinese football. it dates back before then. Just because you can go on a computer with your mom checking the history every 20? minutes doesn't mean you know that.

Me: You forgot to mention that you went to Oxford in that last comment. Please try not to forget next time or it will be very hard for me to take the content of your message seriously. Anyway, Chinese "football" is fake football. It didn't become SOCCER until the good? ol USA invented it. Then the Chinese and English stole "football" and used it to name SOCCER. Try again!

TheColumbianOutdoors: It's not fake football. It was played proper. That is the original soccer. Then America stole it and changed it to a "fake" football. Idiot you just made yourself look like a moron.

Me: Hmm, I'm sorry, did you go to Oxford? Because if you didn't go to Oxford, your comment has no credibility. Please remind me about your "has-been-to-Oxford" status as soon as possible.