I hate soccer and anyone who doesn't.

Me: THAT'S A SOCCER BALL!!!!!! DISLIKED!!!!!!!!!

TheXsK: No. Its a football. 

Me: IT'S A SOCCER BALL!!!!!!!! A FOOTBALL IS FOOTBALL-SHAPED

TheXsK: The sport is called Football in our country, they're english, so its referred to as a football.

Me: Uh, excuse me, I don't know how your "country" can possibly think that's a football, but when you're on the internet, you call it a SOCCER BALL like the rest of the world!

TheXsK: Rofl, you're mad over two sports. These people are english, we call it football here, so that's why the title includes "football". Football is Football because the sport is played almost solely with the feet. That's why we call it football here, because we don't have your "football" here. Don't be an arrogant fuck and tell people what to do. You're in no position to do that.

Me: But it's a SOCCER BALL! Just because you don't have Football in your little "country" doesn't mean you can just steal our word and change "soccer" to it. It just doesn't make any sense. You're just copying us! The reason we call it "football" is because you PUNT THE BALL.

TheXsK: Our football came first actually. But i'm not gonna argue with some arrogant idiot who's in a caps rage over a fucking ball. Bye.

Me: Haha, you refuse to argue because you know you're wrong. If your "football" really came first, then why did you have to steal the name from us? If you REALLY came up with "football", you would have given it your own name like we did with Soccer. We called it soccer because we came up with it first, and then football is different. But YOU guys "invented" soccer and just called it football, that's not making it first!

TheXsK: You're boring me, because I see this argument across the internet. Its called two different things in two different countries. Who really cares. If you like the sport, play it. I'm not trying to shove any facts down your throat, you just can't seem to get it into your head that different cultures and countries will differ when it comes to naming things. I'm trying to tell you, that they called it a football in the title because that's what it's called here.

Me: Just because your country wants to call soccer "football" doesn't mean everyone else in the world should! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! If I wanted to call "television" "fruit basket" instead, WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT?? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

TheXsK: No-one said "everyone else" has to.

Me: Right; therefore, no one should! It's logic! So change the title right now!

TheXsK: No-one will change it because no-one cares.

Me: YOU CHANGE IT!!!!!! YOU CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW I AM NOT JOKING

TheXsK: No.

Me: RAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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TheColumbianOutdoors: Soccer, the one in this video, like the ball came first in ancient china approximately 225 BC and it was played with the losing teams goalkeepers head, when they lost they would have the coach decapitate there goalies head and play with it, If you don't believe me I studied at Oxford university.. Football came around the time of 1700 in African colonies today, to get the unwealthy people out of the poor. Don't even try to talk like you know? anything. You're probably 10.

Me: I appreciate the fact that you attempted to validate your argument with "If you don't believe me, I studied at Oxford.." Do you use that all the time? "Trust me, I went to Oxford"? Are you so pretentious that you think this reflects your character in any way? Congratulations for having parents with some money and being able to pay attention in high school. Soccer was invented in 1862, moron! Check out "Soccer in the United States" wiki article under "History".

TheColombianOutdoors: Look at historical chinese football. it dates back before then. Just because you can go on a computer with your mom checking the history every 20? minutes doesn't mean you know that.

Me: You forgot to mention that you went to Oxford in that last comment. Please try not to forget next time or it will be very hard for me to take the content of your message seriously. Anyway, Chinese "football" is fake football. It didn't become SOCCER until the good? ol USA invented it. Then the Chinese and English stole "football" and used it to name SOCCER. Try again!

TheColumbianOutdoors: It's not fake football. It was played proper. That is the original soccer. Then America stole it and changed it to a "fake" football. Idiot you just made yourself look like a moron.

Me: Hmm, I'm sorry, did you go to Oxford? Because if you didn't go to Oxford, your comment has no credibility. Please remind me about your "has-been-to-Oxford" status as soon as possible.

It's Been 3 Days And I Don't Care

Me: I do better impressions than this guy..
 
redmage2000: Evidently you dont because he is the actual voice actor and therefore the original...

Me: Yeah but I can do it better. Check out the voice impressions video in my channel.

redmage2000: You can't do better than the original. It's the original. That's like the sun saying it could a better moon than the moon. It can't.

Me: No I know, I'm just saying I can do better voice impressions than this guy. I haven't tried a Zim impression but I know I could do better than that. I don't know what the sun and moon have to do with this though.

ShortFingeredShredder: *Facepalm* HE'S THE VOICE ACTOR FOR ALL 3 FUCKING CHARACTERS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET?

Me: ... I know that. I GET that. I'm just saying, I could probably do them better than him, that's all.

TheBBallJunkie: if you could do better than why don't you have that job.

Me: Actually, I was offered the part.. I decided to decline and give the part to my runner up Mr. Horvitz because I knew it would be good for his career. Sometimes you just gotta give someone else a chance, you know?

SNLAnimeable: You can't do better than the person who does them originally, duh. You don't really seem to get it. You're starting to sound really stupid, jsyk. *no offence, but you do*

Me: No, YOU'RE the one who doesn't seem to get it. I understand the fact that he's the one who did the original voice. But I can do the original voices BETTER. Do you get it?? I KNOW he did them ORIGINALLY. But I am able to do the original voices BETTER. I don't get what's so confusing about this.

SNLAnimeable: You can't do BETTER than the original voices, because THEY ARE THE ORIGINAL, THEY ARE THE ONES YOU'RE DOING THE IMPRESSION OF. THEY MADE THE VOICE HOW IT IS. THEREFORE, you can't do BETTER than the original! Lemme say it again, they made the voice. They are the ones you're trying to imitate. You're trying to imitate THEIR VOICE, THEIR CHARACTER. THEYYYY own the voice. YOU can't do BETTER than them because they MADE the voice. KTHXBAI

Me: Okay, I'm just going to ignore your responses from now on because you just don't seem to get it. I KNOW that he owns the voice I am doing the impression of. And I know hat they made the voice how it is. And I know it's THEIR VOICE and THEIR CHARACTER. I am simply saying that I am able to imitate the voice better than the original.

SNLAnimeable: Okay, ignore this. But I know you'll be curious just to see what I said.You REALLY don't get it. REALLY. If you know that they made the voice, but you can do better than what he made, then you're doing a WHOLE OTHER voice, and not the voice of the character. Therefore, you fail at doing the impression of the character.You sound very idiotic with what you are saying. You can't do better than the original, because it's NOT the character's voice you're doing. kthxbai

Me: I do impressions that are so good that they are even more like the voices of the original voice actors than the voices of the original voice actors. This isn't rocket science, people!!!!!!!!!!

SNLAnimeable: You're a troll aren't you. Because you sincerely don't seem to even take in any of what I'm saying.You can not do better than the original, because it is the original. It's like making a sequel to a great movie, and the sequel fails epically.If you do impressions that are so good, they are SIMILAR to the original. Never better, because it is IN FACT impossible to do something better than the actual character's voice. I've confirmed it, you, sir/ma'am, are an idiot. kthxbai

Me: It's funny because you're the only person who doesn't get it. Your analogy is fatally flawed because, while it may be common for a sequel to pale in comparison to the original, it is quite possible for a sequel to be better than the original movie. Similarly, it is possible for me to imitate a voice so well that it is more like the character's voice than the character's voice.

superbuffedboy: lol dude you can do it as good as the original but you cant be better than the original. your making a whole new voice that would be similar to the original but not the original. No one can imitate a voice so well that it is more like the character's voice than the character's voice. makes no sense lol

Me: I know it's similar to the original and not the original; I'm just saying it's more like the original.

SNLAnimeable: -facepalm- Well, I really don't give two shits about the damn analogy. The only thing I give a shit about is you saying you can do the voice better than the person who created the voice. How about you make a video of you doing the impression. Maybe then, I'll *possibly* believe you. But the answer will probably be a "no" since no one can do a voice BETTER than the voice itself. People can only do it similar to the voice itself, but never better.

Me: Well you must really think highly of Mr. Horvitz if you believe NO ONE IN THE WORLD can imitate his voice better than he can. Especially considering I was once casted to voice Richard Horvitz in a cartoon documentary on voice actors; they were going to use Richard Horvitz to voice himself, but when I tried out they realized that I sounded more like Richard Horvitz than Richard Horvitz did and decided to use me instead. The documentary never aired though.

SNLAnimeable: Not just Horvitz, but every voice actor. And you, what if someone came along who could do your voice better than you (the one who owns the completely unique voice). I'm still sticking to the obvious truth.Everyone has a different voice. No one can do another persons voice so great that it's better than theirs. It's basically an insult. Go troll somewhere else. kthxbai

Me: No one can do my voice better than me; it's MY VOICE. That's impossible.

It's Been Two Months And I Don't Care

This blog stinks and so do you.

So the other day some guy didn't like my famous* voice impressions video. After very POLITELY suggesting that he might just be a tad jealous of my ability, he decided to post the video on his Facebook and pay his friends to write negative comments on my video and dislike it. Money well-spent, MrMate111!

AaronMalayKingDaniel: Ur shit, my lil 3yr old cousin is better

Me: Your lil 3 year old cousin personally sent me a gift basket and a letter admitting my superiority in voice acting. But everyone is entitled to his opinion, my friend.

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killamatt9822: honestly ive heard dogs vomiting better than your fucking shit voice, who the fuck wants to be jealous of that your fucking horrible at it, get a real job cunt

Me: I do have a real job; I'm a voice actor. You know, since I posted this video, I've been contacted 23 times (AND COUNTING) for voice acting jobs? Seth MacFarlane himself asked me to make a cameo in his hit show, Family Guy. I declined because I didn't want to make everyone jealous.

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drumer9414: It's a saxaphone you dumbfuck.

Me: If you go back and watch The Simpsons, you'll realize that it actually is a trumpet that Lisa is playing. And she always says "trumpet trumpet trumpet!" even go ask Matt Groening himself if your memory is that bad.

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MrTommyfifaking154: my asshole makes better impressions 

Me: Now that is just completely untrue. However, your "favorite video" on youtube (EXPLOSION WITH ACR ASSAULT RIFLE WHOAA MAN COOL!!!!!!!) indicates to me that your penis probably does a great impression of a really, really small penis.

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MrTommyfifaking154: steve you are a fucking shit cunt :L , your absolutely horrible, my dog makes better impression .

Me: If your dog could send gift baskets and write letters for others' superior voice acting, your dog would have sent a gift basket and written a letter for my superior voice acting; I guarantee it. I am better than your dog.

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MrMate111: lmfao relax your voice acting is terrible , you should seriously take my advice and check out other youtubers who are doing good voice acting , the ones who hve more then 800 views . Ill post this to my facebook right now and we will see if you get more like or dislikes . Btw post the pics of the compliments from Billy west and Seth MacFarlane

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It's a shame that an honest man like myself has to be subjected to con artists paying a bunch of nobodys to write libel about my videos. So you really want proof that I'm the real deal? Well, here you go, MrMate, as you requested:

And it's definitely Seth who wrote it because he drew a picture of his face.

I hope you enjoyed this but I don't care if you didn't.

Consider Yourself REPORTED.

Background: Someone posted video footage of Super Mario 3D while playing it at one of the booths at the E3 conference. The video is about 9 minutes long. Sucks to be the guy standing behind him… sucks to be me.

Original post:

Me: Finally I found you, you piece of shit. I was standing behind you the entire time waiting for you to stop playing. But you wouldn't fucking stop! I waited for 8 minutes and 56 seconds and you just kept hogging the fucking game! And FINALLY when you put the game down, Reggie CLOSED THE BOOTH! I swear to god you are the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure to stand behind and I hope you die a painful fire-related death.

Some fuel:

liamisultimate7788: you cant wait till 2012 or later this year for it to come out to play it...i know you were excited to play it but calm down

Me: No. You know what, I flew all the way from fucking Philadelphia just to play this demo. That's literally the only fucking thing I came to the conference to do: try Super Mario. That's it. THAT'S IT! THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO. I sat through 6 hours of complete bullshit just to play the game and I didn't even get to do that. So don't fucking tell me to calm down.

I done goofed:

kevinkirk147: Please quit this language.......absolutely no need for it...Wait for the game to come out you utter waste of space.

Me: Please quit the senseless name-calling. I am not that thing you said, and if you were in my shoes you'd have said the same thing so stop being a hypocrite.

kevinkirk147: how dare you???? May I quote you as saying 'I hope you die a painful fire-related death'......was there really any need for that?? REALLY??? Consider yourself reported to Youtube and soon enough, your account should be locked. Unreal.

Me: Oh god. Please, please, please, do not report me to Youtube. I really don't want my account to be locked, I'm begging you. I am sincerely sorry for everything I said, and I will no longer be an antagonist.

sixgusts: Hey Kevin Kirk, why don't you buy a one-way ticket to heck buddy!

Needless to say, I learned my lesson: Do not use foul language or call anyone a hypocrite on YouTube. You never know when they might CONSIDER YOU REPORTED.

How Not To Play Minecraft.

Background: There were so many Minecraft tutorials on YouTube that I decided to make my own… Except my aim was to make the absolute worst tutorial of all time. God save you if you try to follow this video.

This exchange is entirely between me and one other user:

Him: this tutorial wasnt very helpful for me. u can easily build your house out of dirt and be perfectly safe u just need to build it on all sides and have a roof

Me: That is a shame. I have been playing Minecraft Alpha for 16 years, I think I have an idea of what I am doing. You should do yourself a favor and at least TRY a cactus shelter in a dark cave. You will be much more successful.

Him: 16 years??? has it not only been out for 2 years? anyway i will give the cactus thing ago as it looks interesting but why in a cave?

Me: I am best friends with Notch. He gave me the game 16 years ago, when he first created it. It's important to make your cactus shelter in a cave because mob never spawns in caves. They only spawn in well-lit areas. You are most safe in a cave, with a shelter made either of cactus, trees, or water.

Him:  wow i never new it was in development that long, but mobs do spawn in caves and basically anywhere its dark

Me:  You must be thinking of something else. Mobs only spawn in well-lit areas.

Him: no i have minecraft and im playing it right now acctually. do u have the newest version with the tools and stuff where u craft things like torches? u have torches to light up places so mobs cant spawn

Me: Yes I always have the newest version. Mobs only spawn in well-lit areas. That's why you shouldn't use torches in caves.

Him: but that dosent make sense, notch even says on his forums that they only spawn in dark places. in the halloween update place have to be brighter the lower u get or mobs will spawn just go ask notch

Me: I did ask Notch. He said "Yeah, I was just lying to everyone haha."

Him: i dont beleive u -.- lol but you are wrong thats why they only spawn at night

Me: Well believe whatever you want, but you should try making a cactus shelter in a dark cave sometime.

Him:  can u put torches on cactus blocks? i might go try it now

Me:  I do not recommend using any torches at all. They make mob more likely to spawn. I also don't recommend ever leaving your shelter once you have made it. Just stay there until you win the game.

Him: lol but u cant win. so u just make a shelter and do nothing? that sucks

Me: You can win. It took me 9 years to do so, though.

Him: umm…yea…

The Chinese Are Thieves.

Background: For those of you who don’t know this interesting fact, the real Mario Bros. 2 was never released in the USA. The difficulty was truly staggering and Nintendo of America didn’t think Americans had the balls to handle it. So what we got instead was a game called Doki Doki Panic; Nintendo changed a few sprites to make them look like familiar Mario characters, and then marketed the game as “Mario Bros. 2” to America.  That’s why it’s so drastically different from all of the other (real) Mario games.

Anyway, this video on YouTube features a hobbyist playing the final boss in the ORIGINAL Doki Doki Panic. 

Conversation with Japancommercials4U2 (video’s creator):

Me: ok like no ofense this game is totally rip off of mario brothers 2 i am righting to reggie at nentindo and teling them it hapen that ppl rip of there game....

Japancommercials4U2: Super Mario Bros. 2 was a USA port of this game. This came out a year earlier.

Me: yea thats wat im asyin they took this from mario brothers 2 they stoled it y doent anyne do some thing about it...

JapanCommercials4U2: How can Nintendo steal from themselves? They made both games. The real Super Mario Bros. 2 was only in Japan because of it being too difficult to USA audiences. Doki Doki Panic was just a random game Nintendo made in 1987. The USA Super Mario Bros. 2 was a re-skinned version of Doki Doki Panic released in 1988.

Me: yea but all im saying is they stold this game from mario brothers 2 it called mario broths 2 and china stole d it and calling it "doki doki panic" its calld mario...

JapanCommercials4U2: Forget it, some other viewer will explain it.

Eikohasano chimes in:

Eikohasano: I think you need to read a little more thoroughly. Doki Doki Panic is the ORIGINAL game. Super Mario Bros 2 would the the MODIFICATION of the ORIGINAL game that is Doki Doki Panic. Nobody stole this game. As the uploader said, both games were created by Nintendo, and they merely edited Doki Doki Panic to be a Mario game. THIS is the original Japanese game, and not the Mario game that it was MODIFIED into and released in the West.

Me: yea i alredy understnad it but im just sayein gthey chineese shoulnt of stole the gam from nentindo...

Then ThatNickGuy28:

ThatNickGuy28: You moron. This came out first, in Japan. Then Nintendo decided to re-design it as a Mario game and released it in North America as such. THIS came first, therefore, Super Mario Bros. 2 is, in fact, the ripoff of this.

Me:  rite that what im sayn in dtno no y they steeling from mrio then hthey jut ogot the name of the game rnong its mario 2 i dont no wat "doku doeke" si but its not mario it suposd t obe mario...

Then 12345eccles:

12345eccles: No doki doki panic was released in japan before super mario bros 2 was released in the USA. japan got a completely different super mario bros 2. I don't know why they didn't give us the original super mario bros 2 but our version was just re-skinned version of doki doki panic. The original was released later and was called the super mario bros the lost levels.

Me: i don get it tho u say the chineese stolen the mario doki panic from tjhe panic? i don get it lok jus tlike mario2 n i dno no y the chineese stling the game 4 th america..

Then beastman5566…

beastman5566: Kid you're an idiot, this game was never originally supposed to be a mario brothers game! Super mario 2 as you call it was always supposed to be Doki Doki Panic. Super mario 2 was created off Doki Doki panic because the game was supposed to have co-op and was canceled because the co-op aspect of gaming wasn't big then. So they converted it to mario and released then released doki doki panic later on.

Me: rite that wat im sayen so thy have mario 2 and nentindo make mario 2 then mario 2 and the chineese stolen the mario 2 from the nentindo and that y im so upst, i don tthink any1 gets tat ut im gona right to reggie and tel him the chineese have stolling his gam cuz the call it doki doki panic it spposed to b mario 2... the jusy chenged a few thing an cal it diferent game that not fair to mario..

Then finally, an actual conversation… In “list form”?

039Purin: 1. You're an idiot.

2. Miyamoto made both games.

3. Super Mario Bros. 2 (AKA: Super Mario USA) was made because the Lost Levels was too hard, and at the time, Miyamoto was making Doki Doki Panic. Soon after DDP's release,Nintendo slapped on Mario (Imajin), Luigi (Mama), Peach (Lina), and Toad (Papa), and called it Super Mario Bros. 2. If you were a smart person, you'd realize it isn't a "true" Mario game (altough it was a very good game) due to the different music,etc.

Me: ye but i dnt understnd y reggie wud b ok w chineese stoling from mario it was a mario 2 game then they make a gme in china "doki doki panick" ad it the game game as mario 2 but they change the name 2 dokipanic so my pont is they stolinged from mario 2 tand that y im gona write reggie 2 tel him that they stoling the game..

039Purin: 4. Think of what beastman said: it was origanally a co-op, but was scrapped.

5. THE FACT THAT PEOPLE PLACE IN CAPITAL LETTERS LOCK SAYING IT WAS BEFORE SMB2, AND YET YOU LACK REALISING SMB2 IS THE REAL CLONE PROVES YOU ARE A TROLL

Me: um ok i not no y im a troll i dont no wat u mean im not ugly i hav a girlfrend and i dont think u under stand they chineese stoling the game..

039Purin: 6. It is Japanese.

7. Look through Super Mario Wiki, and search Doki Doki Panic.

8. Why am I wasting my time talking to a retard?

Me: ok ye i ben to that and it say doki panic but it a rip off of mario 2, and chineese and japenese are the same contry its both asia.. it the same thing and im not a retard i hve a girlfredn

039Purin: 9. China and Japan are different in MANY ways.

10. Seriously, you SpamTroll, search on Super Mario Wiki and search [DOKI DOKI PANIC] on the site.

11. If anything, SMB2 stole DDP (although Nintendo can't steal from themselves).

And one more bite..

Charizard4410: The game was originally called doki doki adventure but nintendo decided to remake it to fit american gamers so super mario bros 2 ripped this game off not the other way around

Me: doki doki aventure so ok so u hav game call it doki doki panic and ten other chineese stoling it and calling it doki doki aventure an another chineesed stoling it and caled it mario bros 2 but i don understna y the chineese stoling the game cand call it 2 difrent things it no make a sense and the chieeese stoling the game so i tel reggie i alrdy email him..

The Star-Spangled Asshole.

Background: There is a video on YouTube called “THE WORST NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ALL TIME”, featuring a high school student who completely bombs the national anthem. Her performance is truly unlistenable. That girl was me. The conversations may be a bit hard to follow because I often held multiple conversations with different people at the same time. I tried to split it up in the most ergonomic way possible.

The original post:

Me: This was me singing, and I just want to say you guys are a bunch of assholes and I hate you all. Everyone loved my performance and it was spot on. If it was so bad, why was everyone cheering so loudly?

A few initial responses:

billybatson55: LOL to over shadow your horrible singing you cumdumpster

SOCOM24LIFE: it was almost as bad as rosanne's version.....

carmenj: They were making fun of you!

Me: Bullshit. You're all just fucking jealous.

Conversation with rlebovits: 

rlebovits: You really think this was "spot on"??!!??? I'm sorry, but this is disgraceful. People cheered to make you feel good. You cannot expect people here to do the same.

Me: Haha, yeah right. You know, one week from my performance, the student council voted to award me a place in the student hall of fame for Best Star-Spangled Banner Rendition in Castro Valley High history? What, you think they're just trying to make me feel better, too? Haha, just further proof that everyone here is PURELY jealous.

rlebovits: Actually, if they really voted for that, then everyone else must suck worse. I'm sorry, and I'm really not trying to be mean here, but this is absolutely awful.

Me: You're just jealous of my abilities. Can YOU sing as well as I can? I'd like to see you try to get that many people to cheer for you.

rlebovits: I'm in no way jealous of anything you did here. Your voice is ok, but you massacre the song completely. And if you seriously think that this is good in any way, shape, or form, well, then, you're delusional. I will give you kudos for the same reason people cheered for you: regardless of how it sounds, it is difficult to get up in front of that many people and do anything. Lot's of people don't have the guts to do it. But it sounds terrible. I'm sorry, but it really does.

Conversation with GoPatriots100:

GoPatriots100: I'm a REAL musician and sure, they cheered, not because it was good, but because it was hilarious. you changed keys about 8 times. funny, but musically disgusting xD

Me: Oh? A "REAL" musician? A "REAL" musician would understand that my performance was flawless. The entire crowd was obviously full of people who TRULY understand good music. So next time you want to be a "REAL" condescending dick, get your facts straight.

GoPatriots100: you didn't STAY ON KEY. I've got nothing against you personally but its a fact. You changed keys after like every phrase, and on "rockets red glare" you obviously couldn't quite reach it, oh and to FIND THIS VIDEO, you'd HAVE TO LOOK UP "National Anthem FAIL" so obviously you knew, or someone told you like it is. But thanks for the laughs!

Me: And I'll have you know, the student council decided to award me a spot in the Castro Valley High Student Hall of Fame for my, AND I QUOTE, "Stellar and heart-warming performance"

Me: "oh and to FIND THIS VIDEO, you'd HAVE TO LOOK UP "National Anthem FAIL" so obviously you knew, or someone told you like it is. But thanks for the laughs!"

Considering I'm not the one who uploaded this, your logic is completely and utterly flawed. Are you completely stupid? I could upload a Beatles song and call it "WORST SONG EVER RECORDED!!!" Does that mean the Beatles "obviously knew," or told someone it's the worst song ever recorded? YOU'RE A FREAKIN MORON!

Conversation with MusicXXLover123:

MusicXXLover123: sorry, but u were a lil off pitch. i loved that you did it, cause i would def hav had trouble gettin up infront of everyone! but still! u hav to kno that u were off a LITTLE!

Me: Nope, sorry. I even showed this to my voice teacher (at JULIARD, I'll have you know), and she was in tears at how beautiful it was.

MusicXXLover123: hey! im not tryin to start anything i swear. but im gonna stand by my beliefs and you can stand by yours. i think you were off, you think you were pitch perfect. leave it at that. and a lil tip: TAKE the criticism and DEAL!

Me:  I take criticism when the criticism is valid.  However, this performance was just flawless. I've watched it over 600 times, and I have yet to find a single sour note. There is a reason I was voted "Most Likely to Become a Professional Singer" in the yearbook poll.

MusicXXLover123: wow. cant you hear the ppl booing you in the back?! and the title of the vid rings loud and clear. btw--> 0:11 0:50 1:34 to 1:44 .

ALL SOUR POINTS! and making your voice go up and down like that makes it sound even worse. ur also a little nasal!

Me: People often boo out of jealousy. I've gotten used to it. I've won more awards for my performances than you've seen in your life. Also it's called STYLISTIC VIBRATO. Maybe if you knew anything about music, you would have understood that.

MusicXXLover123: i know what it is. that's just NOT it. i know about music and i've seen great people sing on stage, like Rinetta Manager! she's fantastic and you are NOTHING compared to her. get that through your head or you wont go anywhere in life.

P.S. ppl dont boo out of jealousy. they boo bacause they hate the performance AND the performer.

Me: Well hey listen, if you want to be a communist bastard who hates the United States and hates our National Anthem, then by all means, go ahead. Why don't you just move to the Soviet Union, Vodka Drunkinski?! Everyone loved my performance (except for the AT MOST, THREE people in the crowd who booed out of jealousy) Also, I happen to know who Rinetta Manager is, and I must say she is awful compared to me. She has no flare and sounds like a dying cow.

Conversation with BowTiesareCool12:

BowTiesareCool12: you are soooo full of your self!!!!!! YOU SUCKED!

Me: I wowed everyone in my school that night. Hence the award I received for my performance. I think it's hilarious and almost sad that you're jealous of my abilities. Why don't you get a hobby, loser?

you cant sing and i have many hobbies why dont you find one your good at :)

BowTiesareCool12: i think its hilarious that you think anyone could be jealous - oh yes i'm very jealous of the fact 

Me:  I'm glad you think so. You are so disreputable and so unbelievably bad at everything you do, that your condemnation actually acts as positive reinforcement. I thank you for your compliment, and will continue to WOW audiences as I have been doing since I was 1 year old.

BowTiesareCool12: bad at everything i do.. wow you dont even know me- if ur talking about the TWO videos i have on my account that i know are bad cuz i dont have good editing sortware on my laptop then ok owww that hurts so much. and you dont wow anyone :D

Conversation with ChiefBanj0:

ChiefBanj0: how stupid are you?! you got voted in the top ten worst national anthems by time magazine! dont tell me your good!

Me:  Haha, and don't act jealous. Time Magazine personally sent me a letter telling me how jealous they were of my performance. That's what it all boils down to. "Wahhhh I can't sing as well as she can, I think I'll make her look bad by putting her in my crappy magazine no one reads!" Haha I swear, you guys should all get lives and stop being jealous of my talents. You have your own talents I'm sure.

Conversation with azumi149:

azumi149: Stop sounding so cocky. We all know, and I bet all the people during that performance knew, that the singer (you, if it was you), did a horrible performance.

Me: Haha. Apparently you are yet another little shit who doesn't know a thing about REAL performance. Do yourself a favor and leave music to the talent such as My self. You're just embarrassing your self.

azumi149: Well, it might be true that I don't know what a real performance is, but what I DO KNOW, and I'm sure as hell about it, is that yours was still horrible, no matter what you say.

Me: Haha, well enjoy being wrong. Let me know once you've studied Vocal Performance and Music Theory as extensively as I have (14 years, I'll have you know). Then maybe you will understand the beauty of my interpretation. But honestly, I don't see much potential in you. You'll probably never understand like I do, sadly.

azumi149: Right. Continue deceiving yourself. That's what pathetic people do anyway. And btw, I think you reply to our comments just to get your stupid video more views. Well, you know what, I'm gonna click the dislike button whenever I enter this video. Kthnxbai

Me: Haha, well thanks for informing me of why there are so many dislikes to begin with! It's jealous little shits like you who dislike my video over and over again. See the 139 likes? Those are people who actually understand music. I bet the 63 dislikes came from one or two people like you who are jealous and have NO LIVES! You probably clicked it over and over again because you're JEALOUS. So thank you for informing me!