Consider Yourself REPORTED.

Background: Someone posted video footage of Super Mario 3D while playing it at one of the booths at the E3 conference. The video is about 9 minutes long. Sucks to be the guy standing behind him… sucks to be me.

Original post:

Me: Finally I found you, you piece of shit. I was standing behind you the entire time waiting for you to stop playing. But you wouldn't fucking stop! I waited for 8 minutes and 56 seconds and you just kept hogging the fucking game! And FINALLY when you put the game down, Reggie CLOSED THE BOOTH! I swear to god you are the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure to stand behind and I hope you die a painful fire-related death.

Some fuel:

liamisultimate7788: you cant wait till 2012 or later this year for it to come out to play it...i know you were excited to play it but calm down

Me: No. You know what, I flew all the way from fucking Philadelphia just to play this demo. That's literally the only fucking thing I came to the conference to do: try Super Mario. That's it. THAT'S IT! THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO. I sat through 6 hours of complete bullshit just to play the game and I didn't even get to do that. So don't fucking tell me to calm down.

I done goofed:

kevinkirk147: Please quit this language.......absolutely no need for it...Wait for the game to come out you utter waste of space.

Me: Please quit the senseless name-calling. I am not that thing you said, and if you were in my shoes you'd have said the same thing so stop being a hypocrite.

kevinkirk147: how dare you???? May I quote you as saying 'I hope you die a painful fire-related death'......was there really any need for that?? REALLY??? Consider yourself reported to Youtube and soon enough, your account should be locked. Unreal.

Me: Oh god. Please, please, please, do not report me to Youtube. I really don't want my account to be locked, I'm begging you. I am sincerely sorry for everything I said, and I will no longer be an antagonist.

sixgusts: Hey Kevin Kirk, why don't you buy a one-way ticket to heck buddy!

Needless to say, I learned my lesson: Do not use foul language or call anyone a hypocrite on YouTube. You never know when they might CONSIDER YOU REPORTED.