Some people just don't understand the beauty of my work.
This exchange is entirely between me and one other user:
Her: Dude you sucked so badly at all of them and in the begging you said fell free to give me your input and most of the people do and you come back with the most stupidest cocky answer ever icould understand if you were good but you ain't!!!!!!!
Me: Well, it looks like you, just like everyone else on this Web Site, is jealous of my god-given talent. It's okay; if I were you, I'd feel the same way. If you'd like I can offer you some pointers for a low one-time fee.
Her: ok I'm not jealous that's one and two if you were close to good iwould admit it no doubt about that and for a low fee ICANN get help by you for what on how not to do voice impression ummmm noooo thanks and why bring god into this and blaming him on that voice impression that you say is good??
Me: Great. We can start lessons as soon as this coming Tuesday. I hope you don't mind but I've already billed your parents' credit card accordingly; It will be $250 for the first month (lessons are every Tuesday from 7 pm to 7:20 pm) and $245 for each following month. I used the card to pay for 18 months in advance, for your convenience.
Her: wow dude how nice of you?!!.. You really shouldn't though but ido give you prop because some people don't have the guts to put up some of their talents? Anywho that's your opinion and this is mine your okay but as for the best not..
Her: wow dude how nice of you?!!.. You really shouldn't though but ido give you prop because some people don't have the guts to put up some of their talents? Anywho that's your opinion and this is mine your okay but as for the best not..
Me: Thank you for your incorrect opinion. If you ask any expert on voice acting, he / she will tell you that my work is top notch. Please consult with someone more knowledgeable and then come back to me.
Her: okay dude WTF iwas trying to say you suck in a nice way but now your even more dumb like man get over yourself for real I've seen better on YouTube than this garbage and you think your the best not even close to okay and nobodys opinion can be wrong that's why it's called an opinion but you suck and that's a fact for sure your a kind of person who thinks their the best when the clearly aren't are you tone deaf or something your like a horrible singer who thinks he's good ??!!!!
Me: Thank you for complimenting my singing. Even though I don't believe you've ever heard it, it's evident that I must have a killer singing voice based on my spot-on impressions. I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to say in your message here, but I can only assume that you have correctly decided you were wrong in your judgment. I accept your apology.
Her: okay wow so its seems like your still 10 so iguess I'm going have to be the mature one and leave it alone grow up
Me: Leave what alone? Leave the fact that you were wrong and you're just having trouble admitting it? Yeah, I guess you could do that. It doesn't make you mature at all, though. Mature people are able to ADMIT when they're wrong. So if you want to take that leap of faith towards maturity, I highly recommend you just admit you were wrong about my talent and move on with your life.
Her: pienses en ti perra tonta you get keep thinking in that weird shaped head of yours that your good
Me: Thank you for your apology which you seem to have written in Spanish for some reason. I will continue thinking that I'm the greatest in my beautiful and very normally-shaped head, and I'm very pleased to have your support now.
Her: you wish it was an apology and idoubt you have any supporters now you can move on with you life creep
Me: You don't think I have any supporters? My video has over 500,000 views and I've been contacted SEVEN TIMES for professional employment. I've made well over $60,000 dollars just from doing voice-over acting and performance in the last 8 months! I have a FAN PAGE with over 1200 active users. What have you done with your life?
Her: Haha wow you suck 1200 don't you think if were the best you would have more active users Lmboooo dude you think your big shot please why don't you take your supposed "$60,000" and get lesson from the real professionals yea more like 6 cents maybe you should go get a real job!!!!.
Me: I have just started getting famous. 1200 fans and growing every single day. Yesterday I had 1100. Tomorrow I'll have 28,000. And I am going to be so rich that I'll buy your entire neighborhood and piss all over it from my private jet.
Her: okay stupid whatever you believe in thar ugly ass of head of yours and stop pretending to be Billy west so pathetic you suck face the facts and their only following you to see how bad you are :)
Me: You would be delusional if it weren't for your blindness. Please ask any of your friends to check out my video. I guarantee they will side with me and disagree with you. Go on, unless you're scared.
(At this point a friend of mine came in “supporting me”, pretending to be famous voice actor Billy West)
Her: @xdecemberflower && "@therealbillywest" one y'all both are death if you think you even have a chance of coming close to be okay your dead wrong and btw Billy west doesnt have a YouTube account FYI but I'm sure you knew that already since your trying to be him :) you will never ever be good you loser get that through you head kay and why would I show somebody else this dumb video. you have like 498 views on it if you were the best It would be more!!! Duhhhh
Me: This video actually has over 500,000 views. I just reset it a few days ago so people (like you) wouldn't get jealous. Looks like my plan has failed and people (like you) are still getting jealous over my video. So I'm very sorry that you don't possess the talent I do. But please do not take it out on me, or on my colleague Mr. West. I think the reason you don't want to show your friends this video is that you're afraid they'll disagree with you. Just admit it.
Me: Haha, I just got your inbox message. "look please just lay off ok??? i know its cuz im jealous but i dont want people to see that i just dont like to look like an idiot ok i know i was wrong so please just drop it ok get on with your life and dont post this message! its PRIVATE and your voice impressions really are great your right but they are not the best its my opinion get over it and im sorry for being mean" Enjoy being exposed!
Her: WTF are you talking about ididnt write in your inbox are you bi polar or just crazy
Me: Yeah, right, deny it all you want. I have it right there in my inbox. Maybe you should just quit while you're behind and stop commenting ;]
Her: haha dude your a trip first trying to be Billy west now trying to say I wrote you when I don't even know how to send messages but ithink there's something wrong with you and good luck with that
Me: Well good to know you're a compulsive liar; you just sent me an inbox message and now you claim you don't know how to send inbox messages, nice work. Caught you red-handed. The only thing wrong here is your out of control jealousy. You need counseling. Luckily for you I have my doctorate in clinical psychiatry and I run my own private practice. For your convenience I have charged your parents' credit card an orientation fee of $450. Stop by around 3:30 pm tomorrow.
Her: your right you are good at what you do I'm sorry for giving you a hard time and good luck on your voice impressions :)
Me: Thank you very much for your apology and I appreciate your realization. I sincerely hope you've learned that jealousy is not the answer. Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, or if you would like some free* tips. Please also refer all of your friends to check out my voice impressions video! A new video will be surfacing next week, so subscribe!
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